Thursday, March 26, 2009

Orders Of Magnitude - Your money at work in the News

My education is deeply rooted in science. Not engineering. Not Social Science. Just plain ol' 'for the love of figuring things out' science. One thing I used to enjoy because it really resonated with my persona is the idea of 'orders of magnitude' or how big things are in relation to other things.

For example:

Q: How big is the Sun?
A1: Approximately 100 earths will span the diameter of the sun.

I would say, "The sun is 100 times as wide is the earth" or "The earth is about 1/100th the diameter of the sun"

Follow?

Lets now do that with money.

1. In october of '08 our federal government decided to invest approximately 700 Billion US Dollars in bad (or "troubled") bank assets around the nation. Whether we like it or not... our representatives at the federal level did this.

2. In November of '08 our federal government decided to give AIG 150 Billion US dollors of that $700B pool.

* I would say "our government gave AIG almost 1/5th of the TARP money.

3. in March of 09 us tax payers found out AIG paid $170 Million in bonus to executives of the the now naitionally invested company.

OH THE OUTRAGE!!!!! seriously, it's all we've heard about for two weeks now.

*I would say "AIG spent about 1/1000 the of money we invested in the company (as tax payers) on the executives that stayed true to their contract."

Is that right? 1/1000th? Is that what all the fuss is about? 1/10th of 1%? For ever dollar we loaned them we're trying to recoup less than a penny?!?!

4. In March, the Federal Reserve "printed" (put into the money supply) 1.25 Trillion US Dollars in one day with zero oversight, audit measures or liability requirements.

I would say:

AIG Execs = 170Mil

AIG TARP allocation = 1000 x AIG Execs

TARP = 5 x AIG TARP Allocation

Federal Reserve = 2 x TARP (In one day)

Help me out people... is my math right? Please correct me where I'm wrong. Math in public isn't always good.

Am I right to question why the media is so concerned about this 170 Million Dollar bonus payouts instead of the real money in TARP and the Fed's unaccountable actions?

I seriously don't get it. They are distracting us from the real problems and all our representatives are doing is making things worse.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

iPhone Saga - Day... nevermind... last one

So it's not secret. I returned my iphone for a Crackberry. Wednesday Thursday and Friday become so frustrating. Between email coming in late, having to tap the screen 6 times to get from an email in one account to an email in another, nominally useful apps that crashed every so often, an extremely frustrating keyboard, recharging the batter twice a day and finally... the phone itself crashed on me twice (on Thursday), I was done with it.

I returned to the scene of the original crime, the AT&T store and exchanged it for a Blackberry Bold. I have to say... I'm totally impressed with it and don't miss one thing on the iphone... except for maybe the Pandora App. 

During the few weeks I had the iphone I realized a few things about the my personal iphone vs crackberry evaluation:

1. the iphone was better than any non-smart phone I'd ever used.
2. if I was a heavy ipod user, it would be a nice all in one
3. the iphone was more of a novelty and a toy than a work tool
4. the iphone is pretty
5. iphone users are as fanatical about their phones as mac users are about their macs. (Even windows users who had iphones sounded like apple zealots!)
6. nothing I've experienced beats a blackberry's stability and reliable email delivery
7. The Blackberry Bold has an incredible screen... more impressive than even the iphone. Seriously.

Bold in hand. I'm done.

iPhone saga - Day 2




Tuesdays... tuesdays are for cleaning up the messes left from what never got done on monday... I know it seems perpetual, but by tuesday, I feel like I'm pretty caught up with most work things. The greatest thing about Tuesday's is that they aren't Monday's. 

iPhone Tuesday started out great... sleeping right through my normal alarm, what ended up waking me were chimes of emailz coming through on my iPhone. OF course it was right next to me... but so was the alarm clock. I expected my blackberry to wake me up every so often, so the fact that my iphone did me this favor was a good thing. The fact that email was flowing was fantastic!!!

Things I did with my iphone today

woken up by email - see above

responded to said emails early this morning (partially the reason I was late for work) - still getting used to the keyboard. I hold it with one hand and poke at it with the other, but it would seem to be more efficient if I could use my thumbs... as I did with my 8820.

more useful app searches - Here's an interesting sub-plot. Matt Ward came into the office today... with his iphone and said the norcal office IT guys had some custom apps that helped their iphones work better with our network. That enticed my curiosity, because it seemed too good to be true. 15 sarcastic email responses and one hilarious conference call later... indeed it was too good to be true. You guys up north are real funny... REAL funny. Sheesh

So now I have: Twitterifick, Numbuzz, Palringo, wikipanion, icanhazcheezburger, pandora, sportstacular, sportstap, some games I'll never play, and facebook. None of them really knock my socks off except for pandora. that's really missing from blackberry... a way to stream music.

iPhone Saga - Part 1

Mondays are generally pretty chaotic in my world. All the stuff people request on Froday at 5pm they expect done when they walk through the door Monday morning. For some reason they're always surprised to find that the IT department doesn't work on weekends or holidays.

iPhone Monday started with a rant in the face of all the people who were flaming up on my facebook page. I find people are less likely to confront you when you're standing in front of them asking them to make a case. Way to fall flat on your faces gentleman. 


Things I did with my iphone today:

  • connected a bluetooth headset - super simple
  • looked for some useful applications to help me with day-to-day stuff - didn't find any yet HOWEVER, I did find that for 99 cents I could download the top application in the app store called iFart. I could see this being useful for chris patterson, but not myself. Brian Cary showed off an application that fogs up on the screen so I can wrong on what looks like a mirror that on which moisture had condensed. That led into the "naked women pushed up against glass background" conversation - again nothing really useful here. Ben Guthrie demo'd a free 'flashlight' application: basically it turns the screen blank - thanks ben, not really what I'm looking for considering I can get the same brightness out of the screen by just hitting a button. I'll try again tomorrow.
  • A colleague IM'd me for some password settings to a VPN tunnel and after I inquired further to understand the scope of the problem, he mentioned that the iphone had cisco VPN support built-in - cha-ching! Now that's what I'm talking about! I did come across some VPN settings earlier, but neglected to hit the 'ipsec' button, but lo and behold and pretty cisco symbol. No time to fully explore this today, I'm going to tackle cisco vpn on the iphone tomorrow. (funny how that suggestion came outside IMD... btw, IMD does not use cisco so this function in their context is pretty useless).
  • tweaked some phone & email settings - one of my main initial frustrations with this device was it's inferiority to blackberry in the email realm, my main area of concern. After some tweaking of the phone settings (namely auto-lock set to NEVER, passcode lock set to OFF) and some email settings (push my IMD exchange email, fetch other accounts as often as possible) email has be come... usable. If auto lock is set to NEVER, the phone doesn't seem to fall asleep. Meaning, even if I push the lock button up on top, if will still fetch emails in an email account However, something I'm a little perturbed is that the fastest fetch time is "Every 15 Minutes". Blackberry email delivery feels instantaneous...
  • Left my phone is audible mode instead of vibrate - this is new for me because I was so attached to the vibrate function on my old 8820: quiet enough not to piss people off; loud enough to hear from across the room or feel in a hip holster. I found ring tones on the iphone to be less annoying than blackberry's... the default choices they offer, anyway. Either device gives one the ability to upload their own ring tones if you're so inclined (I have no time for that ATM). I found a good volume and ringtone right away on the iphone that didn't annoy the hell out of me, much less those in the immediate vicinity. I find that audible rings draw so much attention which is something I'm trying to avoid when my phone goes off. Initial SMS and email delivery tones are very subtle as well, but have me reacting to a nearby mac (same sounds) instead of my phone. I think I can get used to that.
  • Sent 15 text messages - low volume day; still trying to get used to this damn keyboard.
  • Received 127 Emails - replied to none of them from my phone. I was close to my main computer most of the day and I prefer a full keyboard to any mobile qwerty any day of the week. I'll work on this one throughout the week. getting used to the keyboard is going to be a major factor in the evaluation.

Nothing knocking my socks off on this Monday... day 1... other than maybe the Cisco VPN capabilities I have yet to try. Both good and bad experiences today... 

I'll write more about email functionality and the email app as the week goes on.


iPhone Saga - Backstory

Disclaimer: I hold no bias toward Microsoft or Apple products, cell phone providers or specific phone devices. They all suck.  

Since I was getting so much crap from everyone about my iPhone rants, posting my work experience with one as I evaluate it from the perspective of IT Manager of a multi-million dollar feature film production seemed like good fun  

I'll start with a little back story so one might gain an understanding of where I'm coming from and what I expect from a phone... a work tool that I've come to rely upon for timely information delivery. 

In the beginning... 
2 years ago, after many years with Sprint, frustration for lack of cell phone signal in my office got the better of me and I decided to look for a solution.  

Attempt 1: boost the cell phone signal in the building.
The feature production I was working for at the time was very responsive to the idea that we could get an indoor cell phone signal booster for a reasonable price (~$800) to essentially boost all cell frequencies (except for Nextel). At the time, they were only interested in Verizon signal (the principle producers were all on verizon) but as luck would have it the same device was billed to worked well with ATT, T-Mobile, Sprint... We ended up getting and installing something similar to this:Cell Phone Amplifier but worked with more frequencies. I'm not sure what the gain was (having trouble finding the exact model...) Worked great for Verizon, so-so for AT&T and T-Moble... not so much for my Sprint signal. Producers were happy, I was back to the drawing board...

Attempt 2: Switch to Nextel for zero cancellation fee but renewed contract. 
Sprint had just bought Nextel and I had done some research with a colleague's Nextel phone to find their signal to be fantastic. The dilemma here: I was used to my sprint Treo (loved it!) and there were no phones like the Treo in the nextel line of phones. Options were extremely limited. I did a TON of email and texting from these devices so I had to settle for a blackberry... 7520... a behemoth of a phone and my first experience with a blackberry device. Other than the phone being HUGE, it worked great. I quickly got used to its awesome email delivery (even without BES), easy to use qwerty keys, contacts, etc. The shear size of the phone and it's clunky scroll wheel left something to be desired and my monetary mistake was to use the phone for more than 30 days before coming to that realization. I was hooked on the blackberry service, though, so....  

Finally: 
One massive cancellation fee later and I'm using a nice looking and feeling Blackberry 8820 on the AT&T network. Bonus feature: No Camera. In my industry where studios try to control every bit that goes in and out of a studio, one cannot be accused of taking rogue pictures if one does not have a camera, right?  

8820 Rave 
I can't tell you how much I loved my 8820 (thanks Nicole!!!). It was a remarkable device. The blackberry email functions were extremely timely... worked with every account I threw at it (4: including 2 exchange accounts) without the need of BES (sure you lose some functionality, but you can only use one BES server at a time), sync'd up with outlook perfectly, and kept all my contacts well organized and easy to access (even with odd SMS groups). The scroll track-ball was very intuitive and easy to use. SMS was a breeze with a great white-lit on black face keys. The device was fairly fast and never really crashed on me. It sent a simple notification if it was having problems getting email from any of my many accounts. The battery life was tremendous, almost 2-3 days of standby time (unless I was using wi-fi, as expected), had a removable/replaceable battery, removable memory chip and a very readable, brightly lit screen. I kept the device in vibrate mode almost exclusively. The buzzing was audible enough for me to distinctly hear it across the room, not annoying enough to piss anyone off but instead alert them to it's attention, and was powerful enough to feel while in a holster attached to my hip driving in my car. Admittedly, I could not tell the difference between the vibration of an email (or string of emails) and a phone call, but again, that was very expected. BTW, the phone never turned off, went to sleep, stopped receiving emails for any reason whatsoever. There was no way to ask it to poll less for emails (does it poll?... the way blackberry does email is freakin magic), but only gave you very basic screen options for helping with battery life. (see previous comment about battery life). 

iphone intro 
In the mean time, while I'm screwing around with the 8820, the first gen iphone came out. Our producers had PAs stand in lines at AT&T Stores to buy them. Employee's missed work to get their hands on one. I'm sure you all witnessed or were a participant in the madness!! As it turned out the iphone wasn't just a phone... it was a smart phone... a computer of sorts... something fairly complex no matter how simple Apple tried to make it. Thus, my initial experiences with this device were co-workers plugging them into their computers, downloading itunes upgrades, wondering why their PCs weren't recognizing these as USB devices, trying to understand why calls were dropping, etc. As an IT person who's asked on a daily basis to understand exactly how anything that plugs into a wall works, I was being asked to support this thing... whether I had one or not. Over the course of the next year-and-a-half, more and more co-workers were switching to this device and thus more and more support calls regarding iphones were coming in. Most recently, I received a support call about why someone's iphone didn't receive emails or was able to surf the web in South America. "Call AT&T," responded, but they persisted because it doesn't take an automated voice system to get me on the phone. After AT&T sorted out their international issue and they returned to the States, again calls about why their phone had stopped working. After 2 hours asking them to call AT&T, they finally did and sure enough, the provider had mistakenly disconnected their domestic data service when international was added. Go Figure.  

Conclusion 
So you see... getting or at least experiencing an iphone first hand was inevitable. If for nothing else, to better understand what co-workers, friends, colleagues go through on a daily basis so I might better serve their needs. Will the iPhone live up to my blackberry? Facebook rants of my initial experience resulted in some flame wars so I made a real decision to give the device a chance for a full week of real work: 1/5 - 1/9. Lets see what this thing can do, right? I'll try to find apps that help me with every day WORK RELATED things (no, the lightsaber application doesn't count as something needed for work, Brian...). I'll find tweaks to phone configurations to help the device work better for me. At the end of the week, I'll evaluate and see if this is a phone for a heavy tech user like myself. onwards and upwards......

Monday, November 24, 2008

Hello World - Purpose

Yeah yeah... classic starter material here. Just getting the first one out there.

I'm not much of a writer, but I think it would be fun to document some of my experiences as an IT administrator for movie productions... as well as other randomness that tends to set me off. I like to bitch, complain, and generally be cynical about the world around me. So feel free fireback with whatever if you see fit.